Keep Oppo Kosher

"The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123" (mattp123) 04/26/2015 at 23:24 • Filed to: None

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Am I doing it right?

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/26/2015 at 23:28

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Something tells me part of that isn’t kosher..........

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 04/26/2015 at 23:30

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Pretty sure it’s the bagel part.

AthomSfere > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 04/26/2015 at 23:31

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Probably the bagel. The bagel is far to holy to be kosher...

TheHondaBro > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/26/2015 at 23:39

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No, they don;t eat cheese.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > AthomSfere 04/26/2015 at 23:40

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something tells me that cheese is pretty unholy considering it looks like the same material they use to make gym mats.

Baeromez > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/26/2015 at 23:45

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I would literally circumcise myself for one of those right about now.

tromoly > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/27/2015 at 00:47

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Bacon = Pork.

Meat and dairy are touching.

Dated a Jewish person at one point, made the mistake of asking how to keep Kosher, longest hour of my life.

I fully get it’s a joke, see above bullet for reasoning of pointing out the un-Kosherness.

Svend > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/27/2015 at 01:44

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Bacon is amazing.

I luuuuuurve me some bacon (okay a lot of bacon).

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/27/2015 at 02:34

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My rabbi wants to have a word with you

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 04/27/2015 at 06:37

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But it’s on a bagel!

wafflesnfalafel > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 04/27/2015 at 20:34

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a Sayeret unit is already at your back door